Recently, the local bishop was missing from his home. His wife looked everywhere and was not able to find him. His wife and friends were sure that he had become the most recent victim of "Bishop Abduction".
I don't know how many of you are familiar with this, but evidently, this service is available to help a bishop "get away from it all". You know, family, friends, work, and the time consuming church calling.
Here is what happens, after contacting the appropriate people, a stranger pulls up in a car and asks the bishop for help (knowing that due to his calling it is impossible for him to say no). The bishop, willingly gets into the car, tells his wife he is needed and is not seen again for a time. (Of course, the amount of time he is missing is equivalent to the amount of money he is willing pay for peace and quiet.)
So please donate or schedule your bishop's abduction at www.abductabish.com today!
Hurry fast! This offer won't last for long and time slots fill quickly!
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